I'm Sophie. I live in England. I'm 18. Baby Isabel born July 17th <3  creep(s) creeping

youkilledmyfatherpreparetopie:

jcatgrl:

bl00d-sugar:

I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN

imagine eating one of those in public. you make eye contact with someone. lick it a couple more times. swirl your tongue around. AND THEN YOU BITE IT IN HALF.

tumblr is such an interesting place to look at in public

smaug-official:

naivepanda:

Thank the heavens

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For fucking

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Orlando Bloom

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artist-chan:

optimussentinel:

ur-supposed-to-say-jerk:

thepizzakitty:

i hate pants that make it look like i have a boner when i sit but then i remember im a girl but i still worry that somebody will think i have a boner

SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS

Do… Girls really worry about this?

yes

systemofadowny:

lamemom:

insanebows:

What

i live for this

If the people of tumblr were a bar of soap

systemofadowny:

lamemom:

insanebows:

What

i live for this

If the people of tumblr were a bar of soap

yanapieceofme:

Me when I’m forced to go anywhere.

yanapieceofme:

Me when I’m forced to go anywhere.

yieldforunicorns:

l0v3-m4ch1ne:

darklittlewolf:

damp-patch:

beardgifs:

How to apply beard oil and style your beard

This is beard porn

Oh my…

I seriously need to try this


NO HUMAN
DO NOT BOOP MY NOSE
RAWWWWWRRRRRRRR

NO HUMAN

DO NOT BOOP MY NOSE

RAWWWWWRRRRRRRR

beyondbirthday-tck:

prince-of-prospit:

notpatrick-thatsforsure:

taco-marco:

king-of-the-casuals:

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

What does this mean???? Help????



coke legend milk? Soda milk? Uh…


Legend dairy

beyondbirthday-tck:

prince-of-prospit:

notpatrick-thatsforsure:

taco-marco:

king-of-the-casuals:

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

What does this mean???? Help????

coke legend milk? Soda milk? Uh…

Legend dairy

whorenament:

I still don’t know how to accept compliments without either sounding cocky or unappreciative 

mishasminions:

I SWEAR I LAUGH AT THIS EVERY TWO SECONDS

lotrlockedwhovian:

dreamingofcossackia:

live to ride

how did bikers ever get the reputation of being fearsome. Everything I’ve ever heard about them is always rides for charity, helping stray animals, telling kids to stay in school and doing cute shit like this and generally being nicer than 90% of the population. 

lotrlockedwhovian:

dreamingofcossackia:

live to ride

how did bikers ever get the reputation of being fearsome. Everything I’ve ever heard about them is always rides for charity, helping stray animals, telling kids to stay in school and doing cute shit like this and generally being nicer than 90% of the population. 

m0rethanyoubargainedf0r:

catdad:

If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.

I reblogged this at like 4am and I’ve spent the whole day thinking about it and randomly laughing

m0rethanyoubargainedf0r:

catdad:

If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.

I reblogged this at like 4am and I’ve spent the whole day thinking about it and randomly laughing